Elizabeth with Hadoop, Arduino, Billy and Buddy in the Proper Purrs kitchen
PROPER PURRS FELINE CASE FILES

The Proper Purrs Cat-alog

A highly suspicious collection of local characters. Mug shots, aliases and the alleged offenses of cats who are absolutely innocent until the treat jar opens.

CONFIDENTIAL • CAT EYES ONLY
CAT-0001
Photorealistic Billy knocking an object to the floorCAUGHT IN THE ACT

Billy

Alias: Head of Security

CHARGESTreat Extortion • Tuna Theft • Aggravated Lap Occupancy

Known accomplice: Mama. Distinguishing marks: orange tabby, green eyes, clipped left ear, and an expression that suggests he already knows what you did.

CAT-0002
🐈‍⬛
EVIDENCE AWAITING

Upcoming Feline

Case file pending

POSSIBLE CHARGESUnauthorized 3 A.M. Zoomies

Reserved for a future Proper Purrs client — mug shot and charges coming soon.

CAT-0003
🐱
EVIDENCE AWAITING

Upcoming Feline

Case file pending

POSSIBLE CHARGESCounter Surfing in the First Degree

Another notorious little face will appear here when the Proper Purrs roster grows.

CAT-0004
😼
EVIDENCE AWAITING

Upcoming Feline

Case file pending

POSSIBLE CHARGESPossession of Catnip With Intent to Party
CAT-0005
🐾
EVIDENCE AWAITING

Upcoming Feline

Case file pending

POSSIBLE CHARGESAggravated Curtain Climbing
CAT-0006
🙀
EVIDENCE AWAITING

Upcoming Feline

Case file pending

POSSIBLE CHARGESFailure to Vacate the Keyboard

Future Proper Purrs felines wanted.

With their human’s permission, Proper Purrs client cats can earn their very own mug shot, alias and list of alleged offenses.

Contact Proper Purrs 🐾